question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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