His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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