Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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