I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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