So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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