so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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