Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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