He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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