I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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