All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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