i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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