When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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