And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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