Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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