Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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