Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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