i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I would fuck him just for his dog
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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