my room smells like sperm. sweet.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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