Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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