im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
where are my eyebrows?
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