do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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