White coat. Heels.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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