Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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