so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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