I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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