North Korea, Best Korea!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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