I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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