I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
