i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm always down for nudity.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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