i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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