he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
