Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
