She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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