Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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