Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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