Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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