i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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