you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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