Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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