Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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