That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize