my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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