This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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