I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we're making bets on your personal life
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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