garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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