There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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