Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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