Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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