he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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