party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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