Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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