walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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