I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Slut skills are useful in every country.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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