she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
